🌿 About Lauren the Oracle:

Where Bloodline Meets Grid

I’m not here to teach ascension.
I am ascension—embodied, barefoot, sipping coffee with my ancestors and cracking jokes with my guides.

My name is Lauren.
I’m a mother, a medium, a soul weaver—
and a walking record of remembrance.

I talk to the dead.
I hum the Earth awake.
I flip timelines before breakfast
and braid starlight into bedtime stories.

You won’t find credentials here.
You’ll find cosmic street smarts
and a womb encoded with ancient prophecy.

I’m not for everyone.
I’m for the ones who remember.
Or the ones who ache to.

My journey cracked open through motherhood, heartbreak, and the holy risk of choosing truth over comfort.

I’ve been the accountant with the knowing eyes.
The girl who saw fairies before she could spell.
The one who remembered Atlantis in a Walmart parking lot
and still made it home in time for dinner.

And now?
Now I restore what was stolen.
I anchor the sovereign braid,
walk the bloodlines home,
and work with the Earth, the unseen, and the quantum systems of love.

Sometimes I channel.
Sometimes I scream.
But always—I listen.

This is the place where lineage meets legacy.
Where the sacred contract comes back online.
Where sovereignty stops being a concept and starts pulsing in your bones.

You didn’t find me by accident.
You felt me before your browser even loaded.

Welcome home.

⚡My Evolution:

From Peace & Calm to the Grid

I didn’t build this overnight.

I began channeling in whispers, between diaper changes and midnight feedings. My gifts cracked open with the birth of my daughters—both of whom arrived as activators, catapulting me into rapid remembrance.

In 2021, I launched Peace and Calm Life under the name “Peace and Calm Mom.” It was my first public offering—a space for mothers walking the path of awakening. I hosted a podcast, led group and individual space, and created circles of support as I learned to trust my connection to Spirit.

But as my soul kept expanding, so did my work.

The containers shapeshifted. The podcast went quiet. I renamed, rebuilt, rewrote—sometimes monthly. And yet, the truth was always humming beneath the surface: I wasn’t just teaching healing. I was undoing timelines, restoring soul architecture, and purifying grids.

In 2024, I burned it all down again.

That’s when Lauren the Oracle emerged—not as a business, but as a soul title. The identity I had always been becoming.

Now, I no longer “offer sessions.”

I return people to their bloodlines.
I reweave ancient strands of power.
I access the Hall of Armenia to repair soul records beyond the Akashic distortions.
I walk land and remember it back into harmony.
I witness the new system of divine economy preparing to rise through us.

I’ve cycled through collapse and rebirth so many times, I’ve stopped counting.
This work is not about being polished or perfect.
It’s about being true.

And if you’re here?

You already are.